3 must-tell jokes for your next brunch!

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A man walks into a bar with a sunny-side up egg on his head.  
The bartender asks him “Why do you have a sunny-side up egg on your head?”  
The man answers “Because the hard-boiled egg kept rolling off.”

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Two sausages were frying in a pan.
One said to the other, “Man, it’s hot in here.”
The other replied, “Sweet Jesus, a talking sausage!”  

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A slice of bacon and an egg walk into a bar.  
The bartender looks at them and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”